Hustler Casino
Address: 1000 West Redondo Beach Blvd. Gardena, CA 90247
Phone: 877-968-9800
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Reviews
BY: Ayami H.-
Don't let the name fool you... there are no naked ladies or porn stars
running around... Yes, that is what I was expecting and that is the reason why I
never played at this casino. Someone assured me that wasnt the case so I decided
to go only after he promised we would leave if there were any porn stars laying
around.
The place seemed very classy. Small, but vegas-y. The dealers are super nice,
especially the female ones that always ask me what I'm doing play cards on a
saturday night... What they dont know is that it's either casino... or video
games.
I prefer the other casino that feeds you for free... this one is nice but a bit
too far for me
By Deez N:
I rubbed one out the other day. A genie, that is -- from an old lamp I bought
at a garage sale for two-fitty. But because of the shitty economy, I was only
allowed to make one wish.
Me: I wanna win the lottery.
Genie: Granted.
Me: Nice.
Genie: In 50 yrs, one day before you die, you will win the lottery.
Me: Aw, shit.
Genie: What?
Me: That was a dumb wish.
Genie: Why?
Me: I should've just asked for like millions of instant dollars, take home.
Genie: You wanna change your wish?
Me: Can I do that?
Genie: Of course not.
Me: Then why'd you ask me, you corn hole?
Genie: Corn hole? You just lost your wish, buddy.
Me: Good! You can take that welfare wish and shove it up your ass!
Voice of Second Genie: Whoa, whoa, take it easy fellas.
From the lamp emerged a Second Genie.
Me: Who's this guy?
First Genie: Just another genie.
Second Genie: I'm his roommate.
First Genie: No, you're not. You're just crashing here 'cause you went through a
foreclosure.
Second Genie: The bank took my lamp.
Me: Bummer.
Second Genie: Forget it. Listen, I hate to see a guy leave unhappy. Would you
settle for twenty-six hundred bucks?
Me: Sure!
Second Genie: Done. If anybody asks, you went to the Blackjack Lounge at Hustler
this past weekend and played lights out in that ridiculous no-bust 21 they got
over there.
Me: Cool! Thanks, dude. (To First Genie) Do I still win the lottery in 50 years?
First Genie: Sure, what the hell.
You hear that, ladies? For like a day in the year 2062, you can sleep with a
crusty old millionaire. But for now, you'll have to settle for a hot stud with
an extra $2,600 in his pocket.
I'm a hustla baby!
BY: Chris C.
I came here after work, Tuesday, after 6pm. Sick of traffic, I decided to
stop by and play some blackjack
- Off the 101. Close to the freeway
- Horrible parking. You'll by lucky if you find a spot the first time around.
- Glamorous LA casino.
- No bust-black jack. Only 2 to 1 pay out would be if you get a 2 jokers. such a
joke!
- Joker + any card is a natural 21.
- Even money blackjack
- Get $30 free when you sign up to play at the blackjack lounge. opens at 7pm
- Each $10 free chip, they collect $1.
- Reminds me of the pleasure pit at planet hollywood.
- Bathroom reminds me of a club. Butler handing me paper towels when I washed my
hands.
- Tight security. Safe.
- Better than HG and Commerce casino